DIY Uses for Minnesota Meteorologists
Given the BS schizophrenic weather Minnesota likes to test
us with I decided to write about alternate uses for meteorologists during the
spring months in Minnesota. None of them can accurately predict weather here any
more accurately than Ricky could predict Lucy’s shenanigans so lets make them
useful.
Meteorologists in Minnesota are often tiny and blond
due to trending populations and likability polls. Given their reflective
coloring you can also use them as sun reflectors to take that Minnesota tan from Fish Belly White to Corpse!
Given their talent with waving their hands at screens and laughing uncomfortably They could also be used to give Vanna White a night off for one god damn night.
TV expert strategists.. Lets admit it most “experts”
cant find the area they are talking about on a god damn map. Lets bring the
pros in who don’t even need to look.
4 Just for Irony.. an Umbrella stand..
Rent them out as power point masters…
Hmm… Maybe as fact checkers…
How about meteorologist Hunger games?
Maybe use the time for a phone in segment of ask
the weather guy..
Maybe they can try out other TV options…
Or careers…
Ok... This was all really an elaborate excuse to use this last picture..
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