My WTF list

WTF

Ok.. I feel like seriousness has been too present here in this blog. That is probably not a representation of how I really am so MORE SMARTASSERY!!!

So here is my crotchety grandma What the Fuck list. 

My Top Ten WTFs today..

1.   Victoria Secret brought back fanny packs and fuckall everyone is bringing back Hammer pants.

   

      2.       Who keeps telling Putin he’s sexy? Seriously. Better prospects on craig's list…

 

 

       3.    Why don’t they make this any more??

 4.    Does no one else see the similarities??

          Douchey, entitled, tattooed and stupid…

5. How is it we get all worked up over this.. 

  

and not this..

Or this…

Yeah its not ANYTHING new...

6. Can this just stop now? 

                It didn’t happen to bush it won’t to him…

       

  7. This is not hot

Or this

Or this

 Or this.

Can we find some god damn middle ground???

   7.   Why are we all trying to look plastic???

I want to be a beautiful BLUR!

 

8.    How fucked up would this have been…

9.      Why is this still happening?

10.   Why is this not happening more often!?! 

It was a close call.. I nearly swerved off into social commentary there...