Return of the Blogger

A long time ago (nearly 2 years) in a land far far away (Minnesoooota) a sarcastic blogger heartlessly abandoned their blog in the wake of ever expanding chaos and let’s be honest unresolved PTSD and a fair level of anxiety with a side of situational depression. Stalkers, exes and pink slips Oh My! The culmination drove this blogger to wrap herself up in a cocoon of armor and hide hide hide.  That included hiding from the sarcastic creative side that created this blog. Suddenly life wasn’t amusing and sometimes messy. It was downright terrifying and in short even the sarcastic idiots of the blogging world can only take so much. 

For me, writing is not just ABC’s insert sarcasm blah blah blah. What you read from me is my complete inner monologue. I write in a brash often overly honest way as if I am writing to a friend. I don’t believe in editing and toning a piece as that seems like lying. So I put it all out there for better or worse. Before I rounded up my demons accessing that vulnerability and honesty was much like trying to hold a glass under Niagara Falls to get a drink. Overwhelming, a little scary, filled with lots of swearing and with high potential of a broken hand. After working on hunting down my demons like a kardashian for the paparazzi I slowly found that the process of writing became less threatening. I started to find humor in even the darkest things. I slowly have started peeling back my armored cocoon and have decided it is time to start blogging again. Because, you know, there is a serious lack of blogs and bloggers in the world. 

This blog will continue much in the same way it did before… random and hopefully amusing. However, bear with me if I take serious turns, share things from grad school (yep, they let idiots like me into grad school) or just indulge in a good old fashioned rant from time to time. I have started a new journey as a caterpillar half in an iron cocoon (how’s that for an image) and am excited for the fuckery and adventure to come. 

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